Bizarre Blotter Item of the Day: A Florida man was arrested Monday for allegedly assaulting his mother over a can of salsa and taco sauce.
According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, 23-year-old Christopher Phillips became upset after his 55-year-old mother Rebecca used his salsa and taco sauce on her dinner without permission.
The police say Phillips screamed and yelled before putting his mother in a head lock and breaking her glasses. His live-in girlfriend, 27-year-old Lisa Tyre, later got involved as well, emerging from the room they share and slapping Rebecca in the face four times.
Both Phillips and Tyle were arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery. Phillips is still in jail; Tyre was cut loose.
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I thought this was going to be some kind of before and after set but i’m not sure if what it actually is is weirder
I thought this was like a pro-crack ad. Like, if you don’t do crack you’ll look like this in six years.







